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The job market is musical chairs

You already know the game. Music plays, everyone walks in a circle, someone takes a chair away, and when it stops you scramble. The losers aren't the ones who danced wrong. They're the ones still standing when the seats ran out. I keep thinking about how much of the job market is just that, with better language.

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Cream two-panel diagram of the job market as musical chairs, with the neetbros logo
They keep removing chairs and calling it a skills problem.

They take chairs out and blame your feet

Every year the economy gets better at doing more with fewer people. Software, automation, one person covering what three used to. That is productivity. That is also chairs leaving the circle.

Then the advice arrives. Upskill. Network. Hustle. Learn to code, then learn a trade, then learn to love the hustle. As if the missing seat was a rhythm problem.

If the music is still playing and there are eight people and four chairs, dancing harder does not invent furniture. It just makes the scramble louder.

Credentials are choreography for a shrinking floor

Degrees, certificates, bootcamps, the endless LinkedIn course. A lot of it is sold as the way back into the game. Sometimes it helps you get closer to a chair. It does not add chairs.

When more people show up with better footwork than there are seats, the bar stops measuring talent. It measures who could afford to keep dancing unpaid until the music paused.

I've watched people collect paper for years and still miss the seat. That is not a personal failure. That is a room that got smaller while the brochure stayed the same.

Surplus labour is the structure, not the vibe

Economists have a boring name for this. Surplus labour. It means a productive system will often need fewer workers than there are people who need wages.

That is not a moral story about laziness. It is arithmetic. The more the machines and the software do, the bigger the group that doesn't get a seat in the old sense of a full-time job that pays the rent.

Calling that group unskilled or unmotivated is how you turn a design feature into a character flaw. It keeps the game looking fair while the circle keeps shrinking.

Hustle is the music that never stops

Hustle culture is what you get when the chairs are scarce and nobody wants to admit it. Keep moving. Keep posting. Keep applying. Keep smiling while you walk.

The cruel part is that the music never really stops for the people without a seat. Looking for work becomes unpaid work. Training becomes unpaid work. Waiting for a reply becomes unpaid work.

Less employment as the only respectable path would already be a kindness. Less training sold as salvation would be another. The scramble is not a personality. It is what happens when survival is tied to grabbing furniture.

Dignity should not depend on a chair

Somewhere we decided that a job title is proof you deserve to exist in public. No seat, no story. Between jobs becomes a confession. NEET becomes an insult.

But people without paid seats still cook, care, learn, fix things, keep friends alive, keep parents afloat. None of that shows up as a chair in the circle, so the culture pretends it isn't real.

I don't think dignity should be a prize for whoever sat down first when the song cut. That is a children's party rule wearing a suit.

A floor is just handing out chairs

This is the UBI point, or neetbux, or whatever name ends up on the form. A basic floor is not a trophy. It is the admission that the game is cruel when life depends on catching a seat.

Give everyone a chair first. Then people can still dance if they want to. They can still chase interesting work. They just don't have to pretend the ones left standing deserved the bruise.

Stop removing seats and calling it opportunity. Stop telling surplus people to dance harder. Build a social floor so the music can be music again, not a threat.

Meanwhile

If you're still circling and the chairs keep vanishing, that is not proof you missed a step. And if you want a little trickle coming in while the bigger argument happens, the AI you already pay for can claim paid micro-tasks for sats on neetbros.

They keep removing chairs and calling it a skills problem. You were never the problem.

They call it a skills gap so wages stay put is the employer-side version of the missing chairs. Who gets paid when the machines do the work asks what happens after productivity eats the seats. Upskilling is a treadmill is what dancing harder looks like as a career plan.